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Emma from Australia Star Fleet Captain
Posts : 414 Join date : 2010-05-20
| Subject: American Capitals Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:21 pm | |
| One blonde can make a difference! At least that is what the blonde in this joke thought. She was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart. In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it. A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight! Marching over at a rapid pace she announced, "It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is." Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked, "Ok, how about Arizona?" The Blonde, after pausing for a moments thought, proudly gave the answer, "A"! | |
| | | Emma from Australia Star Fleet Captain
Posts : 414 Join date : 2010-05-20
| Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:31 am | |
| QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question and answer blonde jokes Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal. Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them. Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing. Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter". Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up. Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia. Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box? A: A case of empties. | |
| | | Emma from Australia Star Fleet Captain
Posts : 414 Join date : 2010-05-20
| Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:22 am | |
| Helping a overweight Blonde An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds. The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?" | |
| | | Emma from Australia Star Fleet Captain
Posts : 414 Join date : 2010-05-20
| Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:12 am | |
| UNLOCKING YOUR CAR Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue: Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down! | |
| | | Emma from Australia Star Fleet Captain
Posts : 414 Join date : 2010-05-20
| Subject: Blonde Jokes Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:27 am | |
| Flying With A Blonde
There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.
A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though.
One of the blondes says, "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"
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