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PostSubject: Can't Have Both    Can't Have Both  Icon_minitimeTue Sep 21, 2010 4:47 pm

CAN'T HAVE IT ALL


Back in the early days of Texas, old Judge Roy Bean was confronted with a touchy situation.It seems that a grizzly old prospector was accused of having two wives. The man was hauled before Judge Roy Bean and the judge said, "You're going to have to give up one of your wives." The prospector protested. He pounded his fists on the judge's bench and said, "That ain't right, your honor. I love Kate. And I love Edith, too. And I don't want to give up either of 'em." The judge bangled his gavel and said, "Order in the court! Now listen, here, you know the law west of the Pecos says
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you can't have your Kate and Edith, too."

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