For those that enjoy punny language …Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
… A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
… Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
… Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
… Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death.
… A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
… A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
… Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
… Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
… Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
… Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
… When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
… A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
… What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give away.)
… Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
… In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
… She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
… A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
… If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
… With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
… The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
… You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
… Local Area Network in Australia – the LAN down under.
… Every calendar’s days are numbered..
… A lot of money is tainted – It taint yours and it taint mine.
… A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
… He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
… A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
… Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
… Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis..
… Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
… Acupuncture is a jab well done.