Tornado's

Star Fleet Captain Posts : 414 Join date : 2010-05-20

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Catholic Lipstick

According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them; and the …