"HOW TO BATHE A CAT"

1) Thoroughly clean toilet.

2) Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3) Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.

4) In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so
cat cannot escape.

5) The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.

(Ignore ruckus from the inside of toilet, cat is enjoying this.)

6) Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rince, which is quite effective.

7) Have someone open outside door, stand as far from tiolet as possible and quickly open both lids.

8 Cat will rocket out of toilet and outdoors, where it will air dry.

Sincerely,
The Dog