Yasha's Jokes

Q: What is a grasshopper?
A: An Insect on a pogo stick.

Q: What has hundreds of llimbs but can't walk?
A: A Tree.

Q: What kind of fall makes you unconscious but doesn't hurt you?
A: Falling asleep.

Q: What lands as often on it's tail as it does it's head?
A: A penny.

Q: What rises up in the morning and waves all day?
A: A flag.

Q: Why does Father Time wear bandages?
A: Because day breaks and night falls.

Q: What did that long had say to the short hand that was sad?
A: Don't worry I'll be back in a hour.