Why you should always check your children's homework

Why you should always check your children's homework:

Mommy works at Home Depot ... selling snow shovels.
(However, the school now thinks that Mommy's a pole dancer.)

Catholic Lipstick

According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them; and the …