Hung !!

Star Fleet Captain Posts : 414 Join date : 2010-05-20

Hung

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer

and watching my wife mow the lawn.

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The neighbor lady from across the

street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me,

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"You should be hung."

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I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my

lips, lifted my darkened RayBan Sunglasses and stared directly at this

nosey mama dog and then calmly replied,

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"I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass."

Catholic Lipstick

According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them; and the …