Subject: WATCH OUT AMERICA , BELLE IS COMING Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:17 pm
SORRY AMERICA
In 2011, The Australian Government is going to start shipping the tards out . My Eyes started watering because I knew I would be one of the first to go. So I have to be strong and wear my helmet and bring my crayons .
JUST LOCK ME UP WHEN THEY SEND ME THERE
Colt Walker Star Fleet Captain
Posts : 461 Join date : 2010-05-20 Location : TEXAS
Subject: Re: WATCH OUT AMERICA , BELLE IS COMING Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:24 pm
Who says they'll send ya to America? They'll probably send ya to New Zealand where ya belong.
According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them; and the …