Texan Looking To Buy A Station

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Looking To Buy A Station *Texan Buys Spread

A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel." Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid " ah'm looking to buy me a ranch- stations, you call them, so they tell me. Ah come from Texas and ah'm looking for a big spread because where I come from in Texas, everythang is BIG. Why, do you know, mah ranch in Texas is so big, it takes a whole week to ride around it on a horse?" "Yeah?" says a wizened station hand sitting at the bar. "If we had a horse like that we'd turn it into glue."

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Subject: Re: Texan Looking To Buy A Station Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:27 pm

Funny thing about that story is that Texan is the same man that owned the horse that just won the Melbourne cup.

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