Emma from Australia Star Fleet Captain
Posts : 414 Join date : 2010-05-20
| Subject: Survivor Texas Style Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:19 am | |
| SURVIVOR TEXAS STYLE Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor - Texas Style. The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads, "I'm gay", "I'm a vegetarian", "I voted for Obama", "George Strait Sucks", "Hillary in 2012", and "I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. | |
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