Posts : 461 Join date : 2010-05-20 Location : TEXAS
Subject: Life on a farm Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:42 pm
Life on a farm
A boy that lives on a Texas farm is awakened by his mother early in the morning on the weekend. She tells him he won't get breakfast until he does his chores. One of his chores involves feeding all the animals. While he was feeding the animals he takes out his aggression on some of them. He kicks a chicken, a cow, and a pig. When he finished his chores his mother just gives him a bowl of dry cereal. When he asks why, his mother tells him that he didn't get any milk because he kicked the cow. He didn't get any eggs because he kicked the chicken and he didn't get bacon because he kicked the pig. Right then his father comes in and kicks the cat. The boy looks at his mother and says "Would you like to tell him or should I?"
Emma from Australia Star Fleet Captain
Posts : 414 Join date : 2010-05-20
Subject: Re: Life on a farm Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:38 am
WELL YOU GOT YOU A FINE WIFE, JUST REMEMBER NOT TO THE KICK THE CAT!
According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them; and the …