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PostSubject: Short Aussie Jokes   Short Aussie Jokes Icon_minitimeThu Sep 20, 2012 12:02 pm

Short Aussie Jokes

Q: What is the Australian animal that most resembles the Australian male?
A: The wombat, because he eats, roots, and leaves.

Q: Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?
A: Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!

Q: What did the Australian do after raking the leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree

Q: What do Australians put in their pockets that Americans throw away?
A: Snot.

Q: How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a woman's job.

Q: Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because their children play inside.

Q: What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
A: One less drunk at the funeral
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