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Emma from Australia Star Fleet Captain
Posts : 414 Join date : 2010-05-20
| Subject: CAN'T BEAT AN AUSSIE MAN Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:42 pm | |
| WHAT A AUSSIE MALE HAS TO OFFER The scene is set, the night is cold, the campfire is burning and the stars twinkle in the dark night sky... Three hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New Zealand, are sitting round a campfire near Ayers Rock, each embroiled with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins.... Kiven, the kiwi says, "I must be the meanest, toughest heng glider dude there us. Why, just the other day, I linded in a field and scared a crocodile thet got loose from the swamp. Et ate sux men before I wrestled ut to the ground weth my bare hends end beat ut's bliddy 'ed un. Jerry from South Africa typically can't stand to be bettered. "Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight on a tiny treck, ind a fifteen foot Namibian desert snike slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grebbed thet borsted with my bare hinds and tore it's head orf ind sucked the poison down in one gulp. Ind I'm still here today". Barry the Aussie remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.
COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE | |
| | | KILLER_K Star Trekkie
Posts : 53 Join date : 2010-06-16
| Subject: Re: CAN'T BEAT AN AUSSIE MAN Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:37 am | |
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| | | Colt Walker Star Fleet Captain
Posts : 461 Join date : 2010-05-20 Location : TEXAS
| Subject: Re: CAN'T BEAT AN AUSSIE MAN Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:28 am | |
| See thats an old Texas joke you Aussies stole & fixed to try to make yourseles look better! Now a real Texan knows what to do with his penis. A real Teaxan finds him a women with lightning, & thunder in her thighs & an unquenched fire that olny a true Texan can put out. Now thats the only fire worth poking! A Texan don't go showing off to the other boys his silly lil games, playing with his pecker in a fire. Now don't that sound a lil gay when ya think about it? Yeah we use our hands to stir our fires cuz after years riding fence & branding Mavericks & doing what needs to be done in the wild west our hands have become so callus a lil heat aint gonna bother us. Tall Tales Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on a lonesome Texas prarie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first one says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands." The second cowboy can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen-foot rattlesnake slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today." The third cowboy remained silent, silently stirring the coals with his hands. | |
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